Friday 5 October 2018

'Echo' - my new audio drama podcast - is now on Kickstarter!

Imagine you can't see anything. You lost your sight long ago, and can only rely on what you hear to tell you about your surroundings.  Now imagine being trapped in a place that is completely unfamiliar, a cave deep in the Earth. You've been abandoned there by your fellow humans and left to die. Your only companion is an ancient, powerful monster with skin of solid rock. Is this monster here to harm you, or could it be your only chance of surviving this place and reaching the surface?



'Echo' is my new audio drama podcast which I am producing as part of my education at Red River College. As a student, I am partially producing it for marks. However, my main goal in completing it is simply to tell a story that is worth telling. I've wanted to pursue a project like this for a long time, and this is the best chance I've ever had to do so.

The show premieres in January 2019. I have finished writing the scripts for all eight episodes, and I am now looking for actors to play the different characters.

The show is progressing, but now it needs your help.

If you have enjoyed my work on this blog or on my podcast 'Adaptational', please help me bring this story to life. I have launched a Kickstarter campaign to raise $2500 toward the project. Please donate, and share the campaign with your friends.

I'm so excited to finally bring this show to you guys. It means a lot to me, and I will be very grateful for any help you can provide.

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Welcome to the Earth.

Monday 5 March 2018

2017 Academy Awards Retrospective

A Little Princess...

Amores perros...

Y tu mamá también...

21 Grams...

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban...

Children of Men...

Pan's Labyrinth...

Babel...

Hellboy 2: The Golden Army...

Biutiful...

Gravity...

Birdman...

The Revenant...

The Shape of Water.

The Three Amigos. Cuarón... Iñárritu... del Toro. United in Oscar glory at last!

I will not lie, I may not have said that he was my favourite director of 2017, but when Guillermo del Toro won Best Director last night, I cried victorious tears... and then cried more victorious tears when The Shape of Water won the night entire!!! The first fantasy since Return of the King to win Best Director and Best Picture, and it's about damn time! I don't even care if it messed up my ballot to a tie with last year's all-time low of 14/24 correct. del Toro is my modern icon. He's a fantasist, a humanitarian, an incredible visual stylist, an incredibly sincere person, the best speech writer in history, he even gave a dedication to young filmmakers everywhere which gave me just the slightest bit of hope... You've earned this, del Toro! No one can take this away from you... not even Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway!

Honestly, like 2015, even if I was wrong in an uncomfortable amount of categories, I'm happy that I was because I could not fault the films that won in each category. I know I came down hard on Three Billboards in my build-up to this point, but that was more paranoia over the possibility that I may end up having an all-new Birdman... and even in that case, I may be able to look at Birdman in a new light now that the three Mexicans finally share this honour. By the time the Screenplay awards came and went, I finally settled into the assurance that Three Billboards wasn't going to win, at which point, I could easily say, Rockwell and McDormand were the right people to honour from that particular movie - and that they were two of the other best speechifiers of the entire evening!  As I said in my live tweet when McDormand called for all the female nominees to stand up together at once, "McDormand, YOU WIN EVERYTHING!" Her speech was so good that even if you didn't know what 'inclusion rider' meant, you knew it was something powerful and important and it meant something to everyone there! I'll say it: I'm actually glad she won, because otherwise, we would not have gotten that epic a moment!

The rest of the ceremony, no matter however wrong I was, honestly goes without saying. Although, I was surprised by how few gaps there were between really great speeches. After Rockwell dedicated his Oscar to Philip Seymour Hoffman - bravo - I feel like it took until Sound Mixing and Gary Rizzo, who may not have given that unique a speech, but it was the cutaway to his daughter sitting in his seat, that made me think: Any nominee who brings their child with them to the Oscars is officially the BEST PARENT EVER!!! More great moments especially came from the screenwriters. James Ivory was beautifully subdued and honestly lyrical in his acceptance of Call Me by Your Name's one Oscar, proving that he's great at more than just writing speeches in scripts but in reality too... And then Jordan Peele won! And I screamed in joy! I had expected Greta Gerwig to be the upset in this category, but this was just as awesome, if not slightly more so, as the first African-American screenwriter to win this award! He may be one of the few filmmakers to actively thank the audience for going to see his film; it was our pleasure, sir! Gary Oldman had a lovely moment himself, paying tribute to his 99-years-young mother, asking her to 'put the kettle on', that was wonderful. Allison Janney could have stopped at 'I did it all by myself' and I would have unquestionably believed her, that was awesome. Rachel Shanton signing during her speech on behalf of her young star, what a wonderful way to represent her. Coco winning Best Animated Film, and the music being cut off just in time to allow Robert Lopez to pay tribute to his mother, amazing- Stop me now or I'll drown!

The winners that I got wrong were all pretty well-deserved in their own right. It probably counts as an accomplishment that Blade Runner 2049 won both Visual Effects and the long overdue Cinematography for Roger Deakins. Those two often go together, but it gives that film which not a lot of people saw in theatres a lot of well-deserved validation...

...

I guess that's the only one that I hadn't yet mentioned, so I'll just move on by saying, the rest of the ceremony was very entertaining too!

Now I will be fair, I did not get to hear all of Kimmel's punchlines during the evening, as I was too busy trying to think of my own jokes on Twitter, but I will continue to say this, he is absolutely a natural host for this show. The jet-ski skit was an amusing addition to the show, and hey, it went to the one award-winner from my favourite movie of the year, Phantom Thread! Nice job, Mark Bridges, you got something extra! What's more, though, the 'prank' this year, with the film-going audience and thanking them for going to the movies, that was friggin' awesome! It compensates for the bit of awkwardness that happened last year with the random bus tour, and it made the night feel so optimistic and friendly, which was a very good counterpoint to all the other very important statements that were made during the ceremony.

As expected, this was a very political evening, a potent reminder of the events of last year regarding female representation and the outing of Harvey Weinstein. There were so many very good moments of tribute, including the montage to the 'trail-blazers' of Hollywood, and those spectacular introductions to every single acting category! I want that editor's job so much, because they are absolutely boss! Emma Stone's got some serious spunk based on her line, 'These four men and Greta Gerwig'! YEAH! Also, if the Academy wants to do themselves some good next year, I have two suggestions... or three, just so that I can be fair to all of them: either hire Kumail Nanjiani... or Tiffany Haddish and Maya Rudolph as next year's host! They're all amazing presenters, they're hilarious, they gave life to the ceremony while also being very frank about current events, they'd do a great job next year! Make it happen!!!

I have been satisfied. There's nothing else that needs to be done. I do not need to win a ballot this year, because everything feels somehow right with the universe. It was a tense night for some time, but I can say that every winner for the year 2017 earned their piece and made their time to say what they needed to damn well worth it.

Now all that needs to happen is Nolan, Anderson and Gerwig tie for whatever they do next... how likely its that at this moment? Eh, it don't matter.

I'll see you in the coming year folks! Spread the love to each other!

"Inclusion rider!"

Sunday 4 March 2018

Oscar Predictions 2017 - summary

You ready for your cheat sheet? Here y'are:



Best Animated Feature
My Pick and Dark Horse: The Breadwinner - Nora Twomey and Anthony Leo
Winner: Coco - Lee Unkrich and Darla K. Anderson


Best Animated Short Film
Winner: Garden Party - Victor Caire and Gabriel Grapperon
Dark Horse: Dear Basketball - Glen Keane and Kobe Bryant


Best Documentary Feature
My Pick and Dark Horse: Icarus - Bryan Fogel and Dan Cogan
Winner: Faces Places - Agnès Varda, JR and Rosalie Varda


Best Documentary (Short Subject)
Winner: Edith+Eddie - Laura Checkoway and Thomas Lee Wright
Dark Horse: Heroin(e) - Elaine McMillion Sheldon and Kerrin Sheldon


Best Foreign Language Film
My Pick and Dark Horse: The Square - Sweden
Winner: A Fantastic Woman - Chile


Best Live-Action Short Film
Winner: DeKalb Elementary - Reed Van Dyk
Dark Horse: Everything else


Best Cinematography
My Pick and Winner: Roger Deakins - Blade Runner 2049
Dark Horse: Hoyte van Hoytema - Dunkirk


Best Costume Design
My Pick and Winner: Mark Bridges - Phantom Thread
Dark Horses: Jacqueline Durran - Beauty and the Beast


Best Film Editing
My Pick and Winner: Lee Smith - Dunkirk
Dark Horse: Paul Machliss and Jonathan Amos - Baby Driver


Best Makeup and Hair Styling
My Pick and Winner: Kazuhiro Tsuji, David Malinowski and Lucy Siddick - Darkest Hour
Dark Horse: Arjen Tuiten - Wonder


Best Original Score
My Pick and Dark Horse: Jonny Greenwood - Phantom Thread
Winner: Alexandre Desplat - The Shape of Water


Best Original Song
My Pick and Dark Horse: "Mighty River" - Mudbound - Music and Lyrics by Mary J. Blige, Raphael Saadiq and Taura Stinson
Winner: "This is Me" - The Greatest Showman - Music and Lyrics by Benj Pasek and Justin Paul


Best Production Design
My Pick and Winner: Paul Denham Austerberry, Shane Vieau and Jeff Melvin - The Shape of Water
Dark Horse: Dennis Gassner and Alessandra Querzola - Blade Runner 2049


Best Sound Editing
My Pick and Winner: Nathan Robitaille and Nelson Ferreira - The Shape of Water
Dark Horse: Richard King and Alex Gibson - Dunkirk


Best Sound Mixing
My Pick and Winner: Mark Weingarten, Gregg Landaker and Gary A Rizzo - Dunkirk
Dark Horse: Julian Slater, Tim Cave-in and Mary H. Ellis - Baby Driver


Best Visual Effects
My Pick and Winner: Joe Letteri, Daniel Barrett, Dan Lemmon and Joel Whist - War for the Planet of the Apes
Dark Horse: Ben Morris, Mike Mulholland, Neal Scanlan and Chris Corbould - Star Wars: The Last Jedi


Best Writing - Original Screenplay
My Pick and Dark Horse: Greta Gerwig - Lady Bird
Winner: Martin McDonagh - Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri


Best Writing - Adapted Screeplay
My Pick and Winner: James Ivory - Call Me by Your Name
Dark Horse: Scott Neustadter and Michael H. Weber - The Disaster Artist


Best Supporting Actress
My Pick and Secondary Dark Horse: Lesley Manville - Phantom Thread
Winner: Allison Janney - I, Tonya
Dark Horse: Laurie Metcalf - Lady Bird


Best Supporting Actor
My Pick and Winner: Willem Dafoe - The Florida Project
Dark Horse: Sam Rockwell - Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri


Best Actor
My Pick and Dark Horse: Daniel Day-Lewis - Phantom Thread
Winner: Gary Oldman - Darkest Hour


Best Actress
My Pick and Dark Horse: Sally Hawkins - The Shape of Water
My Other Pick and Secondary Dark Horse: Margot Robbie - I, Tonya
Winner: Frances McDormand - Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri


Best Director
My Pick: Paul Thomas Anderson - Phantom Thread
Winner: Guillermo del Toro - The Shape of Water
Dark Horse: Christopher Nolan - Dunkirk


Best Picture
My Pick: Phantom Thread - JoAnne Sellar, Paul Thomas Anderson, Megan Ellison and Daniel Lupi
Winner: Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri - Graham Broadbent, Pete Czernin and Martin McDonagh
Dark Horse: The Shape of Water - Guillermo del Toro and J. Miles Dale


Your final tally (bold for major releases):
The Shape of Water - 4
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri - 3
Darkest Hour - 2
Dunkirk - 2
Blade Runner 2049 - 1
Call Me by Your Name - 1
Coco - 1
DeKalb Elementary - 1
Edith+Eddie - 1
Faces Places - 1
A Fantastic Woman - 1
The Florida Project - 1
Garden Party - 1
The Greatest Showman - 1
I, Tonya - 1
Phantom Thread - 1
War for the Planet of the Apes - 1

There doesn't seem to be any real massive success out of this lot, but I don't think it's that kind of year. The most that could happen is that Three Billboards and The Shape of Water could swap spots on the tally above, which I will try to remain calm about, because people do like both of them, I just like one of them less than most people.

I ultimately did land on Three Billboards winning Best Picture, because for the last seven years, with the exception of Birdman and The Artist, the winner in this category has not been the frontrunner in terms of nominations, nor has it won the most awards of that given year, nor has it won Best Director. It would actually be joining Argo as the winner without a nomination, which is really weirdly consistent for it to happen twice in one decade. As I said last year, the Academy does seem to favour the message movie these days, even at the expense of patting themselves on the back; Three Billboards definitely has the most blatantly modern message of all the films nominated, so it's a pretty safe bet at this point. The Shape of Water is its obvious competition, and people seem fairly evenly split on which one of those two will win. Dunkirk has the closest chance of upsetting the established order, which I would actually approve of, considering the artistic feat that it is.

Is this a year that really favours my personal opinion? I don't think so. I want it to, but it's not likely. At this point, just take what ya can. I know exactly which films I'm adding to my Blu-Ray collection - since I'm the only person in Canada who still buys those things, 'cuz I like physical property. I'm sure everyone else will know which of each of these films appeals to them. More power to them.

Have a lovely night!

Oscar Predictions 2017 - Best Picture nominees ranked

You guys know how this work: you sit back and guffaw at my contentious opinions, after which point you get to laugh at me for not predicting the right film for Best Picture because I'm ever so slightly biased against it. Well, might as well give you what you want.


Best Picture

9. Darkest Hour

I am sick of watching old British men arguing in dimly lit rooms... I just thought I'd mention that. Darkest Hour is my pick for the most Oscar bait movie in this entire lot: Second World War, a historical biopic, lots of makeup, lots of line shouting, Gary Oldman nearly disappearing into a role, but not quite because I still knew ahead of time it was Gary Oldman... It was kinda designed to be released late in the year, much like a lot of Joe Wright's prestige movies, which haven't done a lot for me outside of the divisive Atonement. That said, I cannot dismiss this movie; it's a solid interpretation of the events that led to the evacuation of Dunkirk, even though it's pretty easily outdone by the actual interpretation of the evacuation of Dunkirk, or even the interpretation of what happened after the evacuation of Dunkirk... Oh right, nobody else saw Their Finest... that's a bit unfortunate. Gary Oldman still owns his performance, for which he is easily going to win his long-awaited Best Actor award. It will be interesting to see what he has to say during his speech, that's for sure, he's rather unpredictable these days.

*** 1/2 out of *****


8. The Post

So, funny thing: as I was compiling this list... I completely forgot to include The Post until I reached my #2! Well, that doesn't seem to bode well for the film that I spent a month of binge reviewing all of its acclaimed star's previous Oscar-nominated roles. I'll actually be fair to the film as it is, because when I had finished watching it, I felt that it was a significant improvement over Spielberg's last Best Picture nominee. I felt more engaged with the characters and their dilemmas in The Post than in Bridge of Spies, which had one very fine performance going for it, and that's it. It's fairly clear that the film was made with an Academy Award nomination in mind, especially when you have the three highest gods of the American cinematic pantheons collaborating on a film that speaks to a very relevant issue. Gratefully, all three of these titans do very fine work, including the mighty Meryl Streep, whose performance is appropriately more subdued in this film than several of her previous nominations. The fact that I basically forgot this film compared to every other nominee past this point does paint a pretty clear picture of how I'll probably view it in the long run. Still, it was a pleasant enough film with a positive message about freedom of the press and making the right choice at the right time and other Spielberg-ian niceties. This is one film that your parents will certainly like, but gratefully, from where I stand, you can enjoy it too.

**** out of *****


7. Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

I will say it now just to get it off my chest: if Three Billboards wins, and someone else has now convinced me it will, it's very likely gonna become my new Birdman. This is the kind of film where I appreciate it, I think it succeeds at stirring up people's emotions, there's good filmmaking style on display here, and the performances are uniformly very good. As I've implied earlier, though, I can't shake the feeling that Martin McDonagh was trying really hard to make a Coen Brothers movie, and I don't think he made as strong a movie as Fargo was and still is. On a more personal note, I ended up wishing that the film had made me laugh more; I'm a sucker for black comedy, but the jokes were too few and far between, buried under a lot of - I'll be fair here - righteous indignation. This film feels like a very good discussion piece, and I won't be surprised if it wins as a result. From my perspective, however, there are many films that were better, more subtle, more artful, and more complete that I enjoyed from last year. Maybe I'll rewatch it again at some point and my mind will change, that's entirely possible; however, that did not happen when I saw Birdman a second time, so I'm rather skeptical about this film.

**** out of *****


6. Call Me by Your Name

Here's one case where I think the acclaim definitely wore me down before I saw the film, as well as the mild controversy regarding age of consent. Now in this movie's defence, assuming they are taking the angle of this being a family who identifies as Italian rather than American, Italian age of consent is 14 years old, and from my perspective, if it's legal, the 7 year age gap doesn't seem that dramatic to me. What does seem pretty dramatic for me - or undramatic, I should say - is how generally slow the film is. It's gorgeously shot and well-written with strongly realized and realistic characters... but it can get pretty boring. The music can also be kinda jarring at times, with the flighty Oscar-nominated indie songs playing in the middle of a scenario that doesn't seem very fitting. Still, the well realized characters are the real draw here, and they're wonderfully performed by Timothée Chalamet, Armie Hammer, and especially Michael Stuhlbarg, who should have been nominated for something this year. Maybe he shouldn't have stopped at three movies, he should have starred in all nine of the Best Picture nominees, then they'd be impressed.

**** out of *****


5. Dunkirk

I'm basically gonna start repeating myself at this point, but I do want to emphasize that Dunkirk is absolutely worthy of the praise that it has gotten. It's the most audacious war film to come out in many decades, probably since The Thin Red Line and Saving Private Ryan changed the public's perception of the Second World War. Dunkirk succeeds in a very different way, one that is almost entirely cinematic and is extremely visceral as a result. Christopher Nolan has challenged himself with this film and he took that challenge full on. The film does not have quite the same emotional impact than his previous films, nor is it utterly flawless. Still, when the pros overpower the cons so profoundly, you can't help but sweat in your seat as the German planes bombard you from above. It is just that daunting.

**** 1/2 out of *****


4. The Shape of Water

You know it just dawned on me: maybe The Shape of Water and Dunkirk actually balance each other out for me. Dunkirk stands as an unique statement of a director changing his style, but it also works best when experienced in the moment. The Shape of Water feels more like a director very confidently stepping back into his wheel house, but fashioning it into a film that resonates with you emotionally long afterwards. I still have great affection for this film and what its character relationships had to offer. Sublime performances and stunning production design come together to create this beautiful but also frightening world. Sally Hawkins should unquestionably win Best Actress, even if I don't get to see Margot Robbie standing beside her. There is so much emotional depth to the experience of seeing this film and revisiting it several times. I can't help but celebrate this tribute to the outcasts of society in the form of an interspecies romance.

**** 1/2 out of *****


3. Lady Bird

Ronan's amazing, Metcalf's wonderful, Gerwig's made an awesome debut and should win Best Original Screenplay, you get the picture.

***** out of *****


2. Get Out

Kaluuya's awesome, the script is tight and intense, Jordan Peele's got a long career ahead of him, and other affirmative things.

***** out of *****


1. Phantom Thread

I just watched it for the third time... I'm still not bored of singing this film's praises! I can't stop finding new things I admire about Paul Thomas Anderson's work and the performances every time I see the film; there isn't a single needless scene, shot, edit, soundtrack, or line of dialogue in the entire runtime. I find so much more to admire in the way that the relationship at its centre subverts expectations, creating a wonderfully intense dynamic between Vicky Krieps and Daniel Day-Lewis. To that end, I've never really talked about how beautifully shot the film is. Just looking at the heavy use of close-ups throughout made me realize something the third time I saw it: this may be Anderson's most intimate film! So it shouldn't be surprising that the reason why there's no Director of Photography credit at the end of this film is because Anderson himself is the one operating the camera! I'm officially a lifelong fan of Anderson; I jumped on the band wagon late, but he's unquestionably one of the most unpredictable, unconventional auteurs of our time. I'll miss Day-Lewis if this is his last film, I look forward to seeing Krieps moving forward, I want Manville to be in every movie ever - okay, every great movie that comes out from here on end, I don't want her career spoiled - I wish everyone on this film the best of luck at the Oscars. And thank you. For everything.

***** out of *****



I am seriously differing from most other people's average ranking this year. I don't quite know what it is that has made Three Billboards soar so high among audiences; hardly anybody saw In Bruge, so it's not prior exposure to Martin McDonagh... I guess it is this image of Middle America that people don't find too far from the truth. It's a difficult film for some people, including me, but I guess I shouldn't really begrudge its success within a certain audience. I'll try to rewatch it at some point to know for sure. The two films that do seem fairly consistent in their rankings this year are Dunkirk and Call Me by Your Name, which seems pretty fair. One was such a brutal, visceral experience, while the other was so quietly powerful in its depiction of a sincere romance. I am kind of baffled by how much the audiences have turned on Get Out and Lady Bird. Is it the critical acclaim that's pushing them back, or are they just trolling us with their faux dislike of anything related to women or minorities? They deserve better. Hey, The Shape of Water is ranked 6th on all of these lists, has that ever happened when I did this before!? It's certainly a film that really needs you to indulge its combination of all thing horrific and romantic at once, so this makes sense. I'm also not too disappointed with where Phantom Thread ranks, at least on IMDb and Metacritic. I don't put as much weight on the Tomatometer rating as much as other people do, so it is what it is. This will be interesting to see who the Academy agrees with this year. (Probably not me, but I can dream, can't I?)


IMDb - (only the #1 in Top 250)
1. Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri - 8.3/10
2. Call Me by Your Name - 8.1/10
3. Dunkirk - 8/10
4. Phantom Thread - 7.8/10
5. Get Out - 7.7/10
6. The Shape of Water - 7.7/10
7. Lady Bird - 7.6/10
8. Darkest Hour - 7.4/10
9. The Post - 7.3/10

Rotten Tomatoes - (Confusing Golden Tomato scores seriously throwing it off this time)
1. Get Out - 99%
2. Dunkirk - 93%
3. Lady Bird - 99%
4. Call Me by Your Name - 96%
5. Three Billboards, Outside Ebbing Missouri - 92%
6. The Shape of Water - 92%
7. Phantom Thread - 91%
8. The Post - 88%
9. Darkest Hour - 86%

Metacritic
1. Dunkirk - 94/100
2. Lady Bird - 94/100
3. Call Me by Your Name - 93/100
4. Phantom Thread - 90/100
5. Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri - 88/100
6. The Shape of Water - 87/100
7. Get Out - 84/100
8. The Post - 83/100
9. Darkest Hour - 75/100

Saturday 3 March 2018

Oscar Predictions 2017 - major categories

Quick update before we move on to this section:

I'm going to be live tweeting throughout the entire Oscar Ceremony. Follow me @daskyethor for my very opinionated opinions about each win... Okay, I'll try to be fair if they pick someone I disagree with.

Now, moving on.


Best Foreign Language Film
1. The Square
2. On Body and Soul

Winner: A Fantastic Woman

I've heard a lot of praise heaped onto A Fantastic Woman, one of the latest films to feature LGBT subject matter which the Academy is prone to admire. It will probably be a toss up between that and The Square, which I already mentioned as a runner-up for my favourite films of the year. That film has so much traction in this race because of its Palme d'Or win at Cannes... and I don't have any other comment at all. Moving on...


Best Documentary Feature
1. The first half of Icarus
2. Last Men in Aleppo
3. Strong Island

Winner: Face Places

It's a bit weird, but I haven't finished watching Icarus yet. That's entirely on me, because of late, I have found feature-length documentaries in general to be less than my cup of tea. I should be more interested in them because of my education, but I often feel like I don't want to spend two hours reminding myself of reality. What I have seen of Icarus, however, is very engaging, especially when it focuses on the very literal 'character' of Grigory Rodchenkov, the former anti-doping expert turned whistleblower. I could have done without the fake Orwell quote at the beginning, but that's just one problem. (I will update this post once I've seen the entire film.) Last Men in Aleppo does have one thing going for it, which is the controversy of the producers just barely getting a travel visa just to attend the Oscars because of current U.S. policies. The film follows in the footsteps of last year's Documentary Short winner The White Helmets, but it benefits from being directed by a Syrian, Feras Fayyad, and it does not shy away from showing very graphic imagery for the sake of realism. Two very worthy films, two fine dark horses... pitted against my biggest regretful miss of the year! I really wanted to see Faces Places before now, but the fates would not have it be so. I hope that Agnès Varda and JR will tolerate my insolence for one more week as I sing their praises when they win this award.


Best Animated Feature
1. The Breadwinner
2. Loving Vincent
3. Coco

Winner: Coco

No, I'm not a heartless bastard... I'm merely very tough to please. Coco is a lovely, heartfelt, visually wondrous and emotionally moving animated film about family legacy, respect for your ancestors and embracing of a very different aspect of Mexican culture... for about 80% of its runtime. The other 20% - the 20% at the front of the film - is the most formula animated movie I've seen all year. The kid wants something. The family does not want him to have that something. The kid tries to do that something anyway. The family punishes him for doing that something by some blatant act of violence that severs his tie to that something. The kid runs away to pursue that something... and then finally ends up in the afterlife, where the real greatness of this film abides. I apologize if I insulted the fans of this film ever so slightly, your love for it is entirely justified... Just let me have my under-appreciated animated masterpieces, okay!? Loving Vincent is astounding on a technical level, and its art may sell the film more than the narrative or staging, but at least for me, its visual beauty also translated to emotional beauty. It felt so right to tell the story of Van Gogh through his art style, and it's a spectacular film I hope to see many times again. And The Breadwinner, obviously, is one of my favourite films from 2017 and is easily one of the most thematically challenging with its depiction of Afghan culture, the Taliban, and the innocents who try to live in their midst. Both of these are just as worthy of this as Coco is, and I certainly won't begrudge Coco winning, at least for the other 80% that I loved. I would love a surprise here, but I'm not banking on it.


Best Writing - Original Screenplay
1. Lady Bird
2. Get Out
3. The Big Sick
4. The Shape of Water
5. Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Winner: Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Hmm... Which script should I say I admire the least? The one that takes more than a few hints from the director's previous masterpieces... or the one that's so obviously trying to be a Coen Brothers movie, but only comes across as a lesser film because of it? I really wanted to say that any other film was going to win in this category, but speaking with one of my friends ultimately made me nut up to the probability that Three Billboards is going to win. It is socially relevant, if rather messy in its approach, and it may not be a film that I am personally inclined toward, but I'll take one for the team. I really do think that the other three nominees are superior in this category. I appreciate The Big Sick for presenting an extremely unconventional rom-com story with a lot of heart and some pretty satisfying laughs. I've raved about Get Out's blending of genre and equally relevant social commentary/satire. And Lady Bird, my initial predicted winner for this category, is a film that speaks to a wide range of teenage experiences without being hokey, twee, or light; it's the most sincere and well realized teen drama I've seen in... forever. I will say this: given that she's not likely to win Best Director, the Writers' branch may decide to give this award to Greta Gerwig as compensation. She definitely deserves it, she made a lovely movie, I hope they can upset me, because if they do, there's still a chance that Three Billboards will get less traction in the end race.


Best Writing - Adapted Screenplay
1. Call Me By Your Name
2. The Disaster Artist
3. Mudbound
4. Logan
5. Molly's Game

Winner: Call Me By Your Name

Now do not let my ranking convince you that I dislike any one of these screenplays. These are all well written scripts and given their competition, it's the best line-up you could get in a pretty weak year for adaptations. I have quibbles with each one of the lower ones on this list: Molly's Game and Mudbound have more narration than I would have liked, and Logan as boundry-breaking as it is, I only find the protagonists to be really compelling while the villains, save for a certain clone of someone, feel like they're just kinda there. That said, I've bounced around the major contenders so often in this category, especially in regards to The Disaster Artist. So on top of the accusations made against Franco, now there's a new lawsuit in place where the original screenwriter for that film may have been underpaid, which seems decidedly unfair. Is the script that we now have great? I would say so, but I'm torn on whether I would give it to the film when that kind of an accusation is made against it. I think we can all agree that it's not very likely to win anyway. The Academy loves James Ivory; his period dramas were wild successes in the 80s and 90s, now he's actually written the script for Call Me By Your Name and it really is a fine piece. It deserves to win almost solely because of the speech given by Michael Stuhlbarg near the end of the film, a speech that should speak to every person of every orientation. I may not have related to the movie as a whole, but I admire that aspect of it more than anything else.


Best Supporting Actress
1. Lesley Manville
2. Laurie Metcalf
3. Alison Janney
4. Mary J. Blige
5. Octavia Spencer

Winner: Alison Janney for I, Tonya

Oh, I would love to see an upset here... then again, I won't be disappointed if any of my top three picks won this award. The only performer that seems a little out of place here is Octavia Spencer; although I liked her in The Shape of Water, she is still playing into a type that she does well enough in, but is not really building on anything she's done before. Janney is the current frontrunner, for very good reason; what a marvellously despicable character is LaVona Fay Golden, while also being incredibly lively and sardonically funny. Metcalf has probably the most varied performance in terms of how she interacts with Saoirse Ronan's Lady Bird, whether it be doting, condescending, loving, agitated, understanding or heartbroken. Of course, you know by now that I can't get enough of Manville; her quiet command of every scene in Phantom Thread is marvellous. Even when faced with such a self-centred ass of a brother, she's somehow always in control. She has the authority and the foresight to know everything that needs to be said at the absolute opportune time, which is more than awesome and GOD, why wasn't this movie nominated for Original Screenplay!? Just give it to Janney... or Manville, if I haven't annoyed you enough.


Best Supporting Actor
1. Willem Dafoe
2. Christopher Plummer
3. Richard Jenkins
4. Woody Harrelson
5. Sam Rockwell

Winner: Willem Dafoe for The Florida Project

I'm goin' against the grain, people! I know most are betting on Rockwell in Three Billboards, a performance that is not undeserving of a nomination, but is far and away the least interesting of the lot, in my opinion. He has the one scene that everyone remembers in the form of an unbroken shot, but I don't see as much depth to the character or the performance. Harrelson is a great deal more nuanced, for reasons that you learn about around the midpoint in the film. If I was to rewatch the film, I would probably want to keep my eyes squarely on Harrelson and be content with it. To be fair, my 2-4 could have been in any order and it would have been pretty accurate. I'm tempted to go on a diatribe about the casting process in All the Money in the World, but for now, I'll just settle on Plummer's presence here not being a stunt nomination, but a really worthy and spectacular example of his work. We really do need more Christopher Plummer in everything. But you know me: I love Dafoe, he's been nominated twice before, he should have won something by now, plus he's in his 60s,  so this would count as both a legacy win and an absolutely worthy win for his work in The Florida Project. Once again, it's a varied performance on an emotional level, especially in his interaction with the children, whom he cares for despite being an absolute nuisance and just so difficult to control. I remember so many of his scenes based on the emotions I felt for his character. He deserves to win, he should win... he will win. Fight me!


Best Actor
1. Daniel Day-Lewis
2. Daniel Kaluuya
3. Gary Oldman
4. Timothée Chalamet

Winner: Gary Oldman for Darkest Hour

I know. He doesn't need a fourth one. I don't care, because he's the best, and it's presumably his last role, and I like saying is name over and over and over again. Daniel Day-Lewis, Daniel Day-Lewis, Daniel Kaluuya- whoops, happy accident! There are a lot of thing that put each of these performances at something of an advantage in this category; Kaluuya has the audience's empathy throughout the entire movie, Chalamet does fine work as a kind of male counterpart to Ronan's performance in Lady Bird - ironic, since he actually appeared in both films - and Daniel Day-Lewis... see, I couldn't help myself. There's no need for an excuse. Let's be real here: This category was locked once they wrote up the cast list on Darkest Hour's Wikipedia page. Initially, I had Oldman at the bottom of my list, but I ended up switching because I still remember Oldman's Churchill more and was arguably more impressed by it. Just because Chalamet gives a quieter performance does not mean I remember him as much as Oldman's somewhat flashy but still nearly seamless performance. The one scene that is dividing people the most, the subway scene, is actually the point where I turned around to appreciating the film and Oldman's performance more. It's the one scene in a bombastic film about old men shouting at Oldman - only slightly accidental joke there - where we get to see Churchill settle into a certain mood and feel like someone that the audience could connect with and admire. It may not be his most subdued performance, nor the one that people will remember the most, but it is fine work to earn him a very fine legacy award.


Best Actress
1. Sally Hawkins & Margot Robbie
3. Saiorse Ronan
4. Frances McDormand & Meryl Streep

Winner: Frances McDormand for Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

I want that tie so damn much! No, not the one at #4, they've got what they deserved for playing much better characters in much better movies - I'll give you my review of The Post sooner or later, I promise. Let's be real here: as cliché as it is to give this award to the young rising star because they're young and their star is rising... any of the three actresses who have not won an Oscar yet deserve to win one this year because they're great and awesome and they deserve the career boost. (By the way, yes, Hawkins is an established actress with a diverse career, I'm just using that statement to make a point.) Frances McDormand may be a favourite to win this year and she gives a good performance as a steely determined woman in a good movie, but that's nothing compared to her great performance as an energetic but emotionally diverse character in a great movie that I think this good movie is trying so hard to be. Hawkins did so much more in five minutes of her physical performance than most other actresses do in two hours of straight up talking. Robbie imbued Tonya Harding with a sense of empathy that was unexpected without sacrificing any of her talents as a comedienne. And I've nattered about Ronan a fair bit already; thanks to Gerwig's very heartfelt writing and her own versatility, she proves once again that she gets better with every new performance. If any of those three actresses wins this award, I'll stand and applaud for them because they deserve it. If McDormand wins, which she is likely to, I'll shrug it off. If Streep wins... I'll let you imagine what my response is.


Best Director
1. Paul Thomas Anderson
2. Christopher Nolan
3. Guillermo del Toro
4. Jordan Peele
5. Greta Gerwig

Winner: Guillermo del Toro for The Shape of Water

So, I love this entire line-up. I've already established that. They're either ingenious auteurs with great work behind them or some of the most exciting first-time directors of our current era. It seems obvious that I'm showing some bias based on how well established these directors are, but keep in mind I am coming at this category based on how much I think the director's style helps tell the story and how confident that style is at this time in their career. Gerwig, I would give a writing award to, Peele I would give an Oscar for Best Directorial Debut. But now, with the three veterans, you may notice something weird: if Dunkirk's not on my Top Ten of 2017, why is Nolan above del Toro on this stand? Because Dunkirk is perhaps the boldest statement of Nolan's career and the greatest deviation from his typical style. The sparse dialogue, the sound design, the cinematography, the editing, it's all meticulous and so vasty different from anything Nolan has done before without becoming alienating. I love del Toro's work as a director, he did an exceptional job with The Shape of Water, and when he wins that Oscar, finally bringing the Three Amigos together in Oscar glory, I will be very happy. I'll probably be just slightly happier, however, if he gets nominated again for a different film that's even more of a stretch for him as a filmmaker. I guess that's why Anderson becomes more impressive with every new film, and why I personally think he should win. If he does, I would probably die of the shock, but maybe don't count on that happening. I intend to live a long time so that I can make my own films, each one different from the next... except probably featuring a majority of female leads. I do like those...


I shall return promptly with my ranking of the Best Picture nominees, with my final summary of each category following soon after that.

Thursday 1 March 2018

Oscar Predictions 2017 - secondary categories

Alright... let's do this.  Place your bets, and remember... I may not be reliable anymore. I care no longer for my reputation, so long as something surprises me this year... in a good way... Please surprise me.


Best Animated Short Film
My pick (by default): Revolting Rhymes
Winner: Picking one at random... Garden Party

They've somehow made it harder to see most of these short films and I'm not very happy about that.  I only caught Revolting Rhymes on Netflix, and was very entertained by it, mostly because of Roahl Dahl's prose. No, I did not see Cars 3, so I did not see Lou, so I can't say anything to its quality, although I haven't seen any massive support for it. Then again, Pixar wins in this category so often that I wonder if it's just obligatory to hand them the award even before they release the short. The only other serious contender this year is the one with the strongest backlash. It's hard to imagine the Academy giving an award to Kobe Bryant after what they did to distance themselves from Harvey Weinstein. Dear Basketball may have a Disney animator and Mr. Star Wars himself John Williams, but pedigree may not help it this time. I'm just giving a shot in the dark, and I hit on a surprise nominee with frogs on the poster. I have a short attention span, and this looks pretty.


Best Documentary (Short Subject)
My Pick (by default): Heroin(e)
Winner: No friggin' clue... Heroi- Oh wait, never mind, definitely Edith+Eddie!

I very abruptly shifted gears on this one because I actually decided to read the basic synopsis of each of these nominees. Not to discredit Heroin(e), however; I found it to be very genuine and accessible, painting a very admirable portrait of the lives of several women doing their best to maintain order and safety in the drug-ridden community of Huntington, West Virginia. It's a very fine piece and easily accessible on Netflix. Here's the thing, though: Edith+Eddie... a nonagenarians interracial newly-wed couple dealing with a family crisis... That's winning! I haven't even seen it yet, but from that description, it's got everything: a discussion of current events, a sweet and likeable pair of main characters, conflict, struggle, and just a slight bit of schmaltz. The Academy loves all of those things, and since none of the nominees this year are focused on any international conflicts, we can probably bet pretty safely on this one... or Heroin(e), I don't know.


Best Live Action Short Film
Winner: And we're back to no friggin' clues, so... Oh God... DeKalb Elementary

It's about a gunman in an elementary school... That seems way too current not to win... I'm not gonna say anything more about this for fear of triggering people.


Best Sound Editing
My Pick: The Shape of Water
Winner: The Shape of Water

I'm sure you would think I'd pick Dunkirk for both the sound categories, but if we're thinking from the perspective of creating new sounds almost exclusively for a specific film, The Shape of Water takes it. This category went to Arrival last year, so I don't think it's hard to imagine another science fiction/fantasy film could take it again. Just the sound design for the Asset alone is excellent, adding to his character's sense of surprising vulnerability. Even if it's not the winner, I'm more expecting Blade Runner 2049 for this category, but I'll get back to that later. It may not be an overwhelming sound design, but if it adds to the experience and effects your feelings toward the film, it probably deserves this award.


Best Sound Mixing
My Pick: Dunkirk
Winner: Dunkirk

Okay, now we're back to the overwhelming sound design... at least once my ears stop ringing. God, this movie was LOUD!!! Which only makes sense coming from Christopher Nolan. If the man does... well, he does a lot of things well, but immersing his audience through sound is unquestionably one of his trademarks. It's the one war movie nominated in both these categories this year, which is pretty much a guarantee during any award season.


Best Original Song
1. "Mighty River" - Mudbound
2. "This Is Me" - The Greatest Showman
3. "Mystery of Love" - Call Me By Your Name
4. "Remember Me" - Coco
5. "Stand Up for Something" - Marshall

Winner: "This Is Me" - The Greatest Showman

Damnit, Diane Warren! When is it going to set in: The Academy does not reward pop songs! Rap, maybe, but not since 8 Mile and Hustle and Flow... and people actually remember "Lose Yourself". Any who, I'm torn this year between the snobby side of me and the sappy sides of me, because the top two songs are really effective for different reasons. I picked "Mighty River" as my favourite because it's the strongest composition and it makes you feel without overwhelming you with its emotions. I also appreciate "Mystery of Love", but more independent of the film and as an interesting composition rather than as something I'd listen to constantly. That said, nothing's more pleasing than a show stopping number. "This Is Me" is not my favourite song from The Greatest Showman - I'm listening to the opening number "The Greatest Show" right this minute - but this is unquestionably the show-stopping number. It's gotten into the Hollywood Foreign Press's heads, so I would expect no less from the Academy. And you know what, why not have a power anthem that people - that is to say, I - actually remember and enjoy win for once!? It's a pretty fair fight this year, though. May the best belter win.


Best Production Design
1. The Shape of Water
2. Blade Runner 2049
3. Beauty and the Beast
4. Dunkirk
5. Darkest Hour

Winner: The Shape of Water

I'm always a little baffled when war movies and specifically World War movies get nominated in this category, not because they don't have artistic value, but because they're so clearly playing a different game compared to everything else. Science-fiction and fantasy film have so much art direction that build on the world and reflect the character's moods and personality. Darkest Hour and Dunkirk, though... they just kinda exist. The other films make more sense, especially considering how much one of them is trying so hard. By the time I actually watched Disney's latest unnecessary remaster for the PS4 - a.k.a. the remake of Beauty and the Beast - I think I might have grown more lenient towards its designs. I still think most of the set decoration and digital characters are really over-designed, but at least they were a pretty enough diversion in a movie that didn't really add much else of value to the story. Seriously, though, how can this be anything other than The Shape of Water? The heightened colour scheme and hints at both the austerity and the ironic nostalgia for the 1960s really does shine through. Plus, it would be following in the tradition of Pan's Labyrinth if it does win, so how could they resist?


Best Costume Design
1. Phantom Thread
2. The Shape of Water
3. Victoria and Abdul
4. Beauty and the Beast
5. Darkest Hour

Winner: Phantom Thread

Guys, the film is named after an actual technique used by seamstresses! Of course it's going to win, and it abso-goddamn-lutely should!


Best Makeup and Hair Styling
1. Darkest Hour
2. Victoria and Abdul

Winner: Darkest Hour

For those of you asking, I haven't seen Wonder, because I simply was not interested at this time. Hey, I'm a college student, I don't have to be interested in everything. Otherwise... You do realize that the Asset is covered in makeup and not a costume, right? You couldn't have thrown in a 14th nomination just for niceties sake? There's nothing too spectacular about these nominees, so it's probably safest to say that Darkest Hour will probably win for making audiences temporarily forget that they were watching Gary Oldman... or maybe I was just made aware that he was playing Churchill and they simply shouldn't have revealed it in the trailers.


Best Cinematography
1. Blade Runner 2049
2. The Shape of Water
3. Dunkirk
4. Darkest Hour
5. Mudbound

Winner: Blade Runner 2049

They're not making this easier, are they? I mean they made it a lot easier to predict, but not much easier to rank these Top Three. Now, proper kudos to Rachel Morrison for being the first woman nominated in this category ever. However, from what I hear, Mudbound looks way more impressive on the big screen... I'm hope that's true, because my dinky gaming monitor did not impress me very much. Hoyte van Hoytema really excels at creating worlds with a massive scale while still keeping the characters and their experience the focus of every shot. I love how it feels like he's using as much natural light as possible to create each image also. The Shape of Water feels like such a pure del Toro film in the way Dan Laustsen's camera seems to glide fluidly through every scenario. There is barely a single static shot in that film for a very good reason... Guys, it's Roger goddamn Deakins! You know it, I know it, why are we even discussing this!? He's been passed on 13 times, the cinematography in Blade Runner 2049 is immaculate, he's going to win and he damn well deserves it! (I seem to be using more mild swears on than I usually do... I blame Daniel Day-Lewis... and homework.)


Best Film Editing
1. Dunkirk
2. Baby Driver
3. I, Tonya
4. The Shape of Water
5. Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Winner: Dunkirk

That... is easy. It's either the film that jumps around between different days, weeks and hours, or the film that jumps around between beats, bullets and cars. You can take your pick, but I also think Lee Smith has been jibbed in this category for long enough, so I'm banking on him winning it this time.


Best Original Score
1. Phantom Thread
2. The Shape of Water
3. Dunkirk
4. Star Wars: The Last Jedi
5. Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Winner: The Shape of Water

Oooooooh... Do I go with my gut or go with my heart? WHICH ONE IS WHICH!? This category could easily go to either of my top two picks. The other three nominees have their merits; essentially say their names - Hans Zimmer, John Williams, and Carter Burwell - and you don't have to question what each of their scores sound like, and they all seem fitting of their respective films. Even when Hans Zimmer feels more like a sound designer than a composer on Dunkirk, it just proves how much of an appropriate choice he was to mix it. Most people appear to have landed on the side of The Shape of Water as the predicted winner. Immediately, this makes sense, because Alexandre Desplat has crafted some incredibly memorable themes for that film, with all his eccentricity on display between the accordions, the more subdued atmospheric approach to action sequences, and the metal xylophones sounding just like something out of a music box. Obviously, though, I'm biased toward Phantom Thread, but seriously if you haven't heard Jonny Greenwood's near-classical work and how it perfectly matches every single sequence to a T... Guys, let me put it this way... I hate piano and violin-based scores... and not only did I not hate this particular piano and violin-based score, I was absolutely swept away by it, because it fits this particular scenario and these particular characters! There are four separate tracks on the album for this score all called 'Phantom Thread', essentially playing different renditions of the same melody line, and they all feel fresh, exciting and original!  That's how much I love this score! Take your pick, but be sure to listen to this soundtrack before you do! Listen to it and be blown away!!!


Best Visual Effects
1. War for the Planet of the Apes
2. Blade Runner 2049
3. Star Wars: The Last Jedi
4. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
5. Kong: Skull Island

Winner: War for the Planet of the Apes


I think we are officially in No-Brainer territory. Every other nominee in this category may look cool, beautiful, or... no, just cool or beautiful, it doesn't matter because none of them feel quite as accomplished as this last film in the wildly acclaimed reboot trilogy. I've been sceptical of the quality of the digital effects in these Planet of the Apes films for a long time, which is ironic because I am a fan of the series from a storytelling perspective. Rise was wildly entertaining and Dawn gave us a great nuanced villain in Toby Kebball's Koba, but in both films, I always felt the movement of the apes was still too fluid, too gliding, too neat to be completely convincing. They hadn't quite reached photorealism up to that point... They have now! Let me tell you what scene completely convinced me: when Caesar confronts Winter. Through the combined effort of Andy Serkis's truly powerful performance and the digital wizards, I was hooked in the scene and utterly transfixed by the drama as Winter confesses his wrongdoings. Then, at the absolute right moment, we see Caesar's half-lit face. The subtle movements, the detail, the texture, the performance, they all united, and the thought finally hit me: That's not a man with dots on his face... I'm looking at an ape! I'm looking at the real Caesar! EVERYBODY WINS EVERYTHING!!!!!


I'll see you tomorrow for some other things, okay?

Saturday 24 February 2018

My Favourite Movies of 2017

There is no need for a preamble at this point, although I have to say I am glad I took the time to compile this list after a certain amount of time. I got to see more of my anticipated and important films - with one exception, but that couldn't be helped... sorry, Agnès Varda - but the rest of this list has been prepared to the best of my abilities and for the sake of your enjoyment.

My absentee list still includes ten titles, but they'll be finished eventually, I'm sure.

A Fantastic Woman
Dawson City: Frozen Time
Faces Places
Foxtrot
Loveless
Mary and the Witch's Flower
Obit
Patti Cake$
A Silent Voice
Thelma


And the honourable mentions... I was really tempted to just list all my other options, considering how when I compiled my shortlist of all the films I gave 4 1/2 to 5 stars from 2017, I had 24. But since I'm drawing this out long enough, I'll just give you these ones which I feel 'mattered' most... in a particular order, but not necessarily one that's due to ranking:

Logan Lucky
This was a riotously fun heist to watch in theatres, and it deserved more of an audience than it got. At the same time, rather bizarrely, every time I thought about movies that I gave five-stars to, this one always came ups last. Maybe it's a great entertaining time while watching it, but not life-changing.

Loving Vincent
I consider it a privilege to have seen this film in the cinema and to be overwhelmed its artistry as the first ever hand-painted animated film. What a beautiful film and a very sincere tribute to one of the most influential artists of the 19th century. I had the smallest hint of a tear as the end credits played.

The Square
Once again, we have a five star film that didn't quite make it because I don't have as personal a connection to it. That said, this savage satire of the high and mighty art community is so hilarious that it needs to be seen. Terry Notary alone should earns this film a win for Best Foreign Language Film.

Wonder Woman
I want all of you to revisit this film, and consider how important it is for our time. To have Diana Prince be brought to life after decades of waiting and to have the final product be one that respects her as a character and as an inspiration for men and women, that needs to be honoured. We need a hero like Wonder Woman now more than ever. Is it a perfect movie? No. But I love it regardless. Gal Gadot, Patty Jenkins, I salute you both.

And... Hhh...

Dunkirk
I'm as shocked as you are. Dunkirk is an astounding film; thrilling, tense, brutal, masterfully shot, edited and scored, and stunning to watch on an IMAX screen. However, more than any of Nolan's other recent films... I've nitpicked this film the most. There are small technical things that bother me that don't make the film a Dark Knight Rises, but also prevent it from being an Inception. I'm talking stuff like the simple characters, Kenneth Branagh's limited dialogue, and a sunset that defies continuity. These are more mild distractions than anything else. Dunkirk is still Nolan's most visceral film in terms of a theatre going experience, if not quite his most challenging or emotionally strong.


And now:

My Top Ten Favourite Films of 2017


10. The Shape of Water



This is weird, right? This film? This director? These actors? This many Oscar nominations? This 'low' on my list!? I can't deny what I've already said in my review for this film; I still find a lot of similarities between this film and Guillermo del Toro's previous masterpiece Pan's Labyrinth. I was a little more lenient on Crimson Peak when I recognized elements from The Devil's Backbone, but when I'm this much a fanboy of del Toro when he does something new, seeing things pop up so consistently in his films does wear down the excitement a little bit. Where everyone is absolutely right about The Shape of Water, however, and where I have the strongest emotional connection to it is in the relationships between its characters, especially those who are outcasts from their society. Each of them is a distinct personality that is true to del Toro's sensibilities, and they all live their own very sincere and very beautiful lives. There's no question that the true stars of this film are those that don't even speak at all. Sally Hawkins as Eliza and Doug Jones as the Asset are absolutely flawless, flawless in their design, flawless in their physicality, and flawless in their emotionality. Their romance is beautifully realized, and you feel as they feel every second they are together. It's a gorgeously mounted and respectfully written tale of desire and reliance among people of all backgrounds, orientations and species; I may nit-pick it to death, but I shall never disrespect it.


9. A Ghost Story



I struggled to decide whether or not to include certain films on this list. We're facing a challenge in our current atmosphere: how much credit do we give to one person for a film's success, and how much does their current reputation changes your perception of the film? I cannot, however, leave A Ghost Story off his list and denounce the incredible work by everyone else involved in this production. This is not Casey Affleck's film; he is a player in it, but for the majority of the film, his rudimentary but honestly very effective costume does his emoting for him. This is David Lowery's film, and for a particular 20 minutes, it's Rooney Mara's film. That film is remarkable. No other film from 2017 looks and feels so cosmic and so intimate at the same time. While the soaring musical score by Daniel Hart immerses you in the ornate web of time, the film's visual presentation, shot in the style of an old-fashioned home video, give it a sense of simple authenticity. Actually, those two words summarize this film beautifully: simple and authentic. With these virtues supporting it, you don't need any kind of dialogue to explain theme or character, you just need a mood. In fact, when there is a particularly long speech set in the middle of the film, it's actually jarring and is probably not that necessary. That still doesn't detract from how much my emotions welled up in me during the entire experience; by the end of this film, I was legitimately tearing up. Please seek out this simple and authentic film for yourself. David Lowery deserves an audience. He will make you feel things for a spirit you never expected to feel.


8. My Cousin Rachel



I am literally the only person who has this film on their list! And I am damn well defending that! There is very little reason why I would expect anything spectacular from My Cousin Rachel. I had never read the original novel by 'Rebecca' scribe Daphne du Maurier, nor had I seen the original adaptation staring Olivia de Havilland. Directed by Roger Michell, who at the time I saw this film I had forgotten had directed Peter O'Toole in Venus, the only thing that this film had going for it was that Rachel Weisz could do no wrong. So what made me turn around? Probably all of those things combined! With no previous exposure to the material, I allowed myself to be riveted by the suspense at the centre of this film, which starts out as a tense murder mystery and then evolves into a very intriguing deconstruction of very modern perceptions of masculinity, supported by elegant cinematography, costume design and score. And just so I can say so one more time for affectation, Rachel Weisz can do no wrong! She's wonderful as ever, as are Iain Glen of Game of Thrones fame and Holliday Grainger, whom more people should know about except nobody else watched The Borgias before it was very rudely cancelled. This would be my pick for the most underrated film of 2017, but I'll get back to that in a second. In the meantime, I implore you to give this a chance. If you're like me and know nothing about this before hand, I promise this is one mystery that will not stop nagging at you.


7. The Breadwinner



We must now appoint Studio Ghibli's successor. And there is only one traditional animation studio with a 3-for-3 track record of animated masterpieces. An Irish-Canadian coproduction that's also nominated for several Canadian Screen Awards this year, The Breadwinner is the latest from Cartoon Saloon, who also created the magnificent Song of the Sea and The Secret of Kells. If you haven't seen either of those films, that must swiftly be remedied. The Breadwinner takes their aesthetic and applies it to the story of Deborah Ellis's acclaimed children's novel about a young girl trying to support her family while evading the gaze of the Taliban. The result is the most thematically mature children's films to be released by any studio in this decade. This kind of film has not been done successfully since the early 1980s, when films like Watership Down and the early Don Bluth films challenged what it meant to be a family oriented animated film. The Breadwinner is also incredibly honourable for giving a nuanced depiction of the culture at its centre, showing both the brutality of the Taliban, but also the innocent Afghan people trying to earn their living in their midst. The film is not overtly graphic, but its thematic material, the often frightening atmosphere and the acts of violence are probably best suited for audiences of about eight-years-old and above. It's up to parents to decide how much they think their children should experience this, but if I had any say in it, this should be required viewing; it deserves to be taught in schools, just as the original novel is. No other animated film has earned this kind of praise for being this thought-provoking and challenging. There will always be a place for the big animated studio films that people will go to see in the theatre more readily; The Breadwinner stands on a very different ground, and for that, it deserves to be seen by many more people.


6. Lady Bird



I have comparatively less to say about Lady Bird, not because I think less of it, but because I feel like its near universal appeal speaks for itself. Greta Gerwig's directorial debut has swept innumerable people off their feet, giving them a female main character whom any teenager can understand and connect to in some way regardless of background. However, she also manages to subvert a lot of clichés associated with the teen dramedy, especially the disagreeable parents trope. The way the film presents the mother-daughter relationship, you can clearly see where each of them can speak very sincerely to each other while also showing their rough edges; you can see where each of them draws the line when discussing very personal and very volatile emotions. Saoirse Ronan and Laurie Metcalf have been awarded their fair share of praise already for their portrayal of that relationship, and playwright Tracy Letts should also be mentioned for playing the more well-meaning father. This script finds the absolute right balance in depicting the kind of angst, enthusiasm, disappointment and sincerity all associated with teenage-hood. All of it is funny, endearing, frank, and thoroughly entertaining.


5. Get Out



Yes... It really has been that good... for this long. What's remarkable about Get Out is how much people connected with all of its genre bending style. I saw this movie twice in theatres in very different contexts. At both screenings, the film was a wild success, with people laughing riotously at its very potent satire and squirming at all its tensest moments of horror. There was even audible applause at the exact same moment during both screenings. That said, the second time I watched it, I also saw a panel discussion hosted by Black Space Winnipeg immediately afterwards, where the panelists discussed how the film reflects a lot of the black experience. Spoilers: the discussion was not very funny. I can't claim to know anything about the emotions of that experience, but hearing that kind of discussion from very honest panelists gave Jordon Peele's movie a lot of context. You've heard enough discussion about how thrilling, entertaining and provocative this film is, and I'd be surprised if you hadn't seen it by now. It's a brilliant, creepy and powerful ride down into the Sunken Place, whatever that may mean to you.


4. The Florida Project



I shouldn't say anything about this movie... I should and I shouldn't... All that matters is I should have seen it sooner so that I could have complained that it wasn't nominated for more Oscars. After Sean Baker surprised many with Tangerine - the feature film shot entirely on an iPhone, for those of you unawares - he surprised and invigorated many more with the release of this heartfelt and often beautiful portrayal of unconventional people living on the fringes outside Disney World. Throughout the film, I could not help but draw parallels to the kind of heightened realism associated with early Federico Fellini. My emotional experience practically mirrored that of seeing Nights of Cabiria for the first time, as The Florida Project meshes elements of childhood whimsy, adult harshness, a lot of sarcastic wit, and a very profound honesty. The film is beautiful to look at even when the locations in the film look more broken and tattered than the city of Detroit. Brooklyn Prince is ingenious as the precocious 6-year-old protagonist Moonee, and Bria Vinaite is just so lively and unpredictable as her mother Halley. Willem Dafoe has outdone himself. The motel manager Bobby Hicks is an amazing character and Dafoe captures every subtle nuance to him; he loves and cares for the female leads, but is always on the verge of cracking under so much pressure on every front. I will protest if he does not win the Oscar this year... very, very quietly protest... without even going outside my house... but I will protest nonetheless. If you're not sold on this film by this statement or by the trailer... I don't care, watch it anyway. It is as wondrous as it is real.


3. It Comes At Night

Man, A24 had a boss year!  And no, I'm still not posting the trailer for this film, because I am assuming that most people who hated this film did because they saw the trailer first and did not go into the film blind and with an open mind! I still see angry responses everywhere to this film, which contrary to popular belief is not a horror film in the typical sense. It Comes At Night relies on the absence of a physical threat to truly build tension, as a family of survivors attempt to live by the set rules of their household in a vaguely apocalyptic world. Even my review of it, where I tried to give my personal take on what I thought the titular 'It' was, I couldn't really capture how awesome, tense, and raw this film was if viewed without any prior knowledge. Everyone involved with this film is completely committed to keeping the real source of fear in this film a secret, and the film succeeds because of it. Trey Edward Shults' writing and direction, Drew Daniels' cinematography, the performances by Carmen Ejogo, Joel Edgerton and Kelvin Harrison Jr., they all burrow into your brain and gnaw away at it as the film continues to disturb and intimidate you days afterwards. That's how it made me feel anyway, and I hope that more of you take the chance to see it with unprepared eyes. You will not want to go out at night for a long time afterwards.


2. I, Tonya



I went wild during this movie! In fact, everyone in the theatre went wild during the movie! I, Tonya is the best hyper-active biopic that has followed in the wake of The Wolf of Wall Street, which seems only fitting, since it was produced by and stars the real breakout of that film. Give Margot Robbie an Oscar! Give her an Oscar now! She is, as always, a genius comedien, but her transformative performance as Tonya Harding goes beyond being wildly funny and comes to encapsulate every tricky, weird and determined quirk people associate with the character. But the script is much smarter than to simply indulge one specific perceptive on Harding's life, giving a very powerful case for her defence while simultaneously reminding you that you can't take everything the film shows you at face value either. There are so many ironies and so many moments that are bewildering in how insane each characters' perceptive could get. The casting in general is ingenious, including Allison Janney in a role that will likely win Best Supporting Actress this year as Harding's mother, as well as Sebastian Stan as her husband and Paul Walter Hauser as her bodyguard, characters who are often brilliant in their idiocy. If your opinion of Tonya Harding as a public figure is set in stone, I'm not sure if this film will change your mind. What it does provide, however, is a wildly inventive, potent and spectacular interpretation of the events and certainly one that I want to see again. The discussion that can come from this film is just as exciting as the film itself.


1. Phantom Thread



What were you expecting? Anything else? I said the moment I finished watching Phantom Thread for the first time that I wanted to see it four more times in the cinema... Sadly, the underperforming box office was of a different mind... I'm ever so slightly disappointed in everyone who did not heed my advice. That said, even though I only saw it once more before it disappeared, that one time was enough to confirm that nothing from 2017 compares to Paul Thomas Anderson's latest masterpiece. This gorgeously designed, impeccably written, flawlessly acted, masterfully directed film enveloped me from its opening shot all the way through its methodical 130-minute runtime. The incredibly artful and cinematic fashion by which Anderson deconstructs and critiques a one-sided relationship between artist and muse is unlike any other romance I've seen, and earns it all of my respect and appreciation. No doubt people will remember this as the last film that Daniel Day-Lewis made before his retirement - assuming that it will be - and this performance is more than worthy of that honour. He may not transform his voice as many people expect him to, but as he always does, he finds the character in dialogue, posture and expression, and thus becomes the character of fashion designer Reynolds Woodcock - yes, that name is meant to be funny, as are a lot of things in this film. Vicky Krieps meanwhile earns her star making role as said muse Alma, and Lesley Manville may just give my favourite performance of 2017 as the fashion designer's soft-spoken but all-seeing sister Cyril. By the time the film was finished, all I could do was sit in stunned silence, listening to Jonny Greenwood's elegant score and allowing all of its elements to wash over me one more time. I went so far as to use the word 'transcendental' in my initial review, and I'm about to break that ground again. This film managed to reach a tier that no recent film has reached since the release of Inception: Phantom Thread is in my Top 20 of All Time!

You may not agree with me, and if you can defend your opinions well, I shall respect them. But to quote Cyril: "Don't pick a fight with me, you certainly won't come out alive. I'll go right through you, and it'll be you who ends up on the floor. Understood?"


Thank you all for your patience.  I'll speak to you all about my predictions soon.